Chainmail and Cello, by The Doubleclicks

Chainmail and Cello

by The Doubleclicks

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Jonah Gregory Nerd rock that is both witty and fun. I can't get enough of The Doubleclicks! Favorite track: Will They or Won't They?.

Alex Bradley If you're a geek and you love clever lyrics set to catchy tunes, look no further than the Doubleclicks!

Bruce Feist My favorite Doubleclicks album... one delightful track after another. Favorite track: Worst Superpower Ever.

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1.	Oh, Mr. Darcy 03:16		buy track
2.	Spock Impersonator 02:14		buy track
3.	The Nerdy Birthday Song 01:01		buy track
4.	Apostrophe 02:11	lyrics	buy track

5.	No Easy Way 02:34		buy track
6.	Clever Girl 01:10	lyrics	buy track

7.	The Way I Glow 02:46		buy track
8.	The Internet National Anthem 02:13		buy track
9.	Don't You Love Me? 03:11		buy track
10.	Will They or Won't They? 02:25		buy track
11.	Worst Superpower Ever 02:24		buy track
12.	A Lullaby For Mr. Bear (adult version) 02:09		buy track
13.	A Song about EVE Online 02:05		buy track
14.	Ironically 03:18		buy track
15.	This Fantasy World (explicit version) 02:57		buy track

about

Special thanks to: Mom & Dad, Paul & Storm, Nate Anderson, Sam Bock, Jake Kelly, Molly Lewis, Ken Plume, Tami, Chris & Amelia Hufnagel, Brian Tatosky, Cary Young, Brandi Murphy, PDXYar, Dane Ault, Martin Vavra, Marian Call & Our fans in the Doubleclique.

“Chainmail and Cello” by the Doubleclicks was recorded at Materials to Outlet Studios in Portland, Oregon in 2012.

credits

released April 30, 2012

All songs written, produced and performed by Angela and Aubrey Webber.

This CD was mastered by Stephen Webber. All tracks were engineered by Aubrey Webber, except “This Fantasy World,” which was engineered by Jake Kelly.

Backup vocals on “Oh, Mr. Darcy” were performed by Jessica F. Hebert, Hollyanna McCollom and Brandee Rose. They also performed on “The Nerdy Birthday Song,” as did Royal Hebert.

Album photos by Cahoots Photography.

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The Doubleclicks Portland, Oregon

The Doubleclicks are a pair of Portland-based sisters who sing about Dungeons and Dragons, Mr. Darcy, and Dinosaurs.
The Doubleclicks' clever brand of nerdy folk music has been called "relentlessly likable" and "face-meltingly wry."
Their fans tend to be software developers, writers and their loved ones, as well as anyone who loves Star Trek, grammar, dinosaurs or video games. ... more

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Siren Theater

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Aug 25

Steel City Coffeehouse

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Aug 26

Thunder Road

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Aug 27

Jammin' Java

Vienna, VA
Aug 28

The Bell House

Brooklyn, NY

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Track Name: Apostrophe: You're misunderstood, and when you're used
You are abused, or just ignored
Yours is a lonely, crowded life
You sit alone, between, and watch them
Not know how to treat you
How does no one understand that

[Chorus]
It must suck to be an apostrophe
I would not like to be an apostrophe
I do not want to be an apostrophe
Like you...

It's hard to be
It is hard to be
Or hard belongs to it to be
It makes a difference in the end
I bet you would rather be
Part of a quotation mark
So you would have a friend
Who understands

[Chorus]

You're misundertood, and when you're used
You are abused, or just ignored
Yours is a lonely, crowded life
You sit alone, between, and watch them
Not know how to treat you
How does no one understand

[Chorus]
Track Name: Clever Girl: You're not the right shape and you're not the right size
You don't get along with others but you need to realize
that the actors in the movies are not what you're supposed to be
you are good the way you are, cause you are you, that's best you see

we've all been looking for role models and turned our eyes to Hollywood
but that's not where to find them, look to yourself, yes that is good
it's ok
Velociraptor
don't be sad
Velociraptor

Cause you're the size of a turkey, not a lion
can't turn a knob and don't have friends to rely on
the movies have created an unattainable expectation
the raptors in those films were a fictional creation

Don't judge yourself too hard Velociraptor
You are good the way you are Velociraptor

RAWR Velociraptor
RAAAAWR! Velociraptor!