Cats at Parties
from Various Singles by The Doubleclicks
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lyrics
I’m gonna tell you what you need to party right
it’s the new craze, it’s the way, every night
put some pants on and drive up to the party house
suddenly remember why you don’t like going out
yeah, you're still a weirdo, well imagine that
here is your solution: GO AND FIND THE HOST’S CAT
Hanging with cats at parties:
Party parties
it’s the new movement why don’t you join me?
we don’t want your judgement and we don’t need your pity
this is where I wanna be
hanging out with cats at parties
Walk into the party like "no thanks I’ll keep my coat"
Ending conversations with a nice taylor swift quote
and saying things like “I don’t like local beer”
Scanning every corner for the reason you are here
There is a cat, so I'm not, technically alone—now
Don’t tell me to smile I am in my comfort zone—now
Yes I’m having fun I don’t, need a drink
This is way more comfortable than you probably think
a cat is not a racist or a sexist
a cat could care less if you even exist
unless you’re giving it treats, it’ll just stare at you you
and that’s the kind of friend that we want, what can we do
Our numbers grow out of nowhere like mitosis
We’re all slowly contracting Toxoplasmosis.
we don’t need your shame, life is better when it’s lame
and tonight’s just about one thing
(CHORUS)
it’s the new craze, it’s the way, every night
put some pants on and drive up to the party house
suddenly remember why you don’t like going out
yeah, you're still a weirdo, well imagine that
here is your solution: GO AND FIND THE HOST’S CAT
Hanging with cats at parties:
Party parties
it’s the new movement why don’t you join me?
we don’t want your judgement and we don’t need your pity
this is where I wanna be
hanging out with cats at parties
Walk into the party like "no thanks I’ll keep my coat"
Ending conversations with a nice taylor swift quote
and saying things like “I don’t like local beer”
Scanning every corner for the reason you are here
There is a cat, so I'm not, technically alone—now
Don’t tell me to smile I am in my comfort zone—now
Yes I’m having fun I don’t, need a drink
This is way more comfortable than you probably think
a cat is not a racist or a sexist
a cat could care less if you even exist
unless you’re giving it treats, it’ll just stare at you you
and that’s the kind of friend that we want, what can we do
Our numbers grow out of nowhere like mitosis
We’re all slowly contracting Toxoplasmosis.
we don’t need your shame, life is better when it’s lame
and tonight’s just about one thing
(CHORUS)
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from Various Singles,
released March 17, 2014
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The Doubleclicks Portland, Oregon
The Doubleclicks - Laser Malena-Webber and Aubrey Turner, also known as musical duo the Doubleclicks write songs about dinosaurs, cats, anxiety, and queer feelings on the cello and guitar, and welcome you to imagine the name of that genre. Their latest project is a musical, "Teaching a Robot to Love," which is a sci-fi story about the trans experience. ... more
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