Cats At Parties

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I'm gonna tell you what you need to party right
It's the new craze, it's the way, every night
Put some pants on and drive up to the party house
And suddenly remember that you don't like going out

Yeah, you're still a weirdo; well, imagine that
Here is your solution: go and find the host's cat

Hanging with cats at parties
Party party
It's the new movement—why don't you join me?
We don't want your judgment and we don't need your pity
This is where I wanna be
Hanging out with cats at parties

Walk into the party like "no thanks, I'll keep my coat"
Ending conversations with a nice Taylor Swift quote
And saying things like "I don't like local beer"
Scanning every corner for the reason you are here

There is a cat, so I'm not technically alone now
Don't tell me to smile; I am in my comfort zone now
Yes, I'm having fun; I don't need a drink
This is way more comfortable than you probably think

Hanging with cats at parties
Party party
It's the new movement—why don't you join me?
We don't want your judgment and we don't need your pity
This is where I wanna be
Hanging out with cats at parties

A cat is not a bigot or a sexist
A cat could care less if you even exist
Unless you're giving it treats, it will just stare at you
And that's the kind of friend that I want—what can I do?

Our numbers grow out of nowhere like mitosis
We're all slowly contracting toxoplasmosis.
We don't need your shame; our life is better 'cause it's lame
And tonight's just about one thing

Hanging with cats at parties
Party party
It's the new movement—why don't you join me?
We don't want your judgment and we don't need your pity
This is where I wanna be
Hanging out with cats at parties
Hanging out with cats at parties
Hanging out with cats at parties

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from President Snakes, released August 11, 2015

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The Doubleclicks Portland, Oregon

The Doubleclicks are a pair of Portland-based sisters who sing about Dungeons and Dragons, Mr. Darcy, and Dinosaurs.
The Doubleclicks' clever brand of nerdy folk music has been called "relentlessly likable" and "face-meltingly wry."
Their fans tend to be software developers, writers and their loved ones, as well as anyone who loves Star Trek, grammar, dinosaurs or video games.
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