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MARSH
I want to text you a meme

BILLIE
I wanna save you a plate

MARSH
I wanna compliment your haircut and how it frames your face
And never go on a date

BILLIE
I wanna make you a drink

MARSH
And return your lost glove

BILLIE
I wanna know how you have your eggs in the morning
And never fall in love

BILLIE and MARSH
Let’s be friends
Let’s be pure platonic friends

MARSH
Let’s be instant and deep

BILLIE
Text before we sleep

MARSH
And never kiss once friends

BILLIE
I’ll see your favorite films
And drop you at your front door
Walk back to my car and drive back to my house
And never long for more

MARSH
I wanna go on vacation
Maybe learn a new dance
I wanna share a hotel room, to save some cash
And never think about your underpants

BILLIE and MARSH
Let’s agree
We’re keepin’ this one romance-free
It’ll be just you and me!

MARSH
We are so elated

BILLIE
Not at all frustrated

MARSH
It’s just what is fated…

BILLIE and MARSH
Totally platonic friends

[tap dance break]

BILLIE and MARSH
Let’s agree
We’re keeping this one romance-free
It’ll be just you and me!

BILLIE
We are so elated

MARSH
Not at all frustrated

BILLIE and MARSH
Totally platonic friends!
Totally platonic friends!
Totally platonic…
Totally platonic friends!

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from Teaching a Robot to Love (Original Cast Recording), released November 19, 2021
Xander Jeanneret, Laser Malena-Webber, The Doubleclicks

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The Doubleclicks - Laser Malena-Webber and Aubrey Turner, also known as musical duo the Doubleclicks write songs about dinosaurs, cats, anxiety, and queer feelings on the cello and guitar, and welcome you to imagine the name of that genre. Their latest project is a musical, "Teaching a Robot to Love," which is a sci-fi story about the trans experience. ... more

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