Worst.Superpower.EVER.
from Blatant Pandering by The Doubleclicks
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would you rather have flight or invisibility?
Would you rather be a brave blind man with the ability to see
would you like to be able to rapidly change size
or would you rather be able to squirt blood out of your eyes
that would be the worst superpower ever
the worst superpower ever
that would be the worst superpower ever
would you rather stop time, or never need to breathe
would you rather have your one weakness to be a really well-known thing
what if you were lactose intolerant but could make things taste like cheese?
or if you had the power to induce a slight fatigue.
that would be the worst superpower ever
the worst superpower ever
that would be the worst superpower ever
would you rather have an extra hand or run real fast and far
or would you like to be really rich and drive an awesome car
would you rather be able to create an invisible chair?
or the ability to always predict what someone else will wear
that would be the worst superpower ever
the worst superpower ever
that would be the worst superpower ever
Would you rather be a brave blind man with the ability to see
would you like to be able to rapidly change size
or would you rather be able to squirt blood out of your eyes
that would be the worst superpower ever
the worst superpower ever
that would be the worst superpower ever
would you rather stop time, or never need to breathe
would you rather have your one weakness to be a really well-known thing
what if you were lactose intolerant but could make things taste like cheese?
or if you had the power to induce a slight fatigue.
that would be the worst superpower ever
the worst superpower ever
that would be the worst superpower ever
would you rather have an extra hand or run real fast and far
or would you like to be really rich and drive an awesome car
would you rather be able to create an invisible chair?
or the ability to always predict what someone else will wear
that would be the worst superpower ever
the worst superpower ever
that would be the worst superpower ever
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from Blatant Pandering,
released August 25, 2011
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The Doubleclicks Portland, Oregon
The Doubleclicks - Laser Malena-Webber and Aubrey Turner, also known as musical duo the Doubleclicks write songs about dinosaurs, cats, anxiety, and queer feelings on the cello and guitar, and welcome you to imagine the name of that genre. Their latest project is a musical, "Teaching a Robot to Love," which is a sci-fi story about the trans experience. ... more
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