Sexist Bullshit

from Some Christmas Songs by The Doubleclicks

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This song was written for Cards Against Humanity's

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So this is the future—tomorrow is today
We have airplanes, we have spaceships
We have iPads taped to segways.
I don’t miss the jet packs, I’m not waiting for my hoverboard
I don’t need no stupid gadgets, cause there’s something I want more…

The ability to make sexist assholes disappear
Is all I want for christmas, it’s all I want this year
I’m done with catcalls and with shaming
They’ve had their chance to learn, but the patriarchy’s bullshit
And I want to watch it burn

And we’ll sing ding ding dong
Ring the bells and sing the song
Cause the dudes who called us sluts are all long gone
We’ll sing ding dong ding
Call the children let them sing
Aexist bullshit ends with us this christmas

They don’t have to die, this doesn’t have to hurt
But by 8 on christmas morning I want these fuckers off my earth

There’s a time for reasoned argument, In fact, it would be wiser
But it’s christmas, and I’m right and I want a sexist pulverizer
Santa may not have one, but I am gonna try
Oh, do I seem too mad to you? God, I wonder why.

I like Christmas, I like presents, baby jesus seems ok
But throw him in the garbage and I’d be just fine today
Just give me a magic weapon that puts sexists in their place
That’s what I’ll be wishing for when I am saying grace

And we’ll sing ding ding dong
Ring the bells and sing the song
As the blood of our oppressors floods the streets
We’d sing ding dong ding
Call the children let them sing
Sexist bullshit ends with us this christmas


from Some Christmas Songs, released December 17, 2014




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The Doubleclicks are a pair of siblings who sing about cats, dinosaurs, and feelings.
The Doubleclicks' clever brand of nerdy folk music has been called "relentlessly likable" and "face-meltingly wry."
Their fans tend to be software developers, writers and their loved ones, as well as anyone who loves Star Trek, grammar, dinosaurs or video games.
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